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Try out these lines and watch people go, "Oh, damn!". 1. You have miles to go before you reach mediocre. Even mediocre is a milestone for you. 2. You must hear, "let's be friends often.". At least people are still willing to be your friend. 3. It's impossible to underestimate you.
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No, I can't. But I can roast the aborted fetus wearing the glasses. mmm mmm protein. Ugghh, bringing us hope and then reminding us that it somehow survived the fetal alcohol poisoning. The root issue is those glasses roasting any chance of you finding out what the inside of a vagina looks like.
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The glasses make your face one already. They someone make those spotlights you call eyes look less big. Not the first time she's said this to a group of random men on the Internet. 3.9M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
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Pour the oil over the potatoes, and sprinkle salt flakes on top. Place roasting pan in the oven and roast for 10 minutes, then turn the oven down to 200C / 390F (180C / 350F fan-forced) and let the potatoes cook for an hour uninterrupted. You'll be tempted, but don't interfere with them in any way!
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3.8M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As…
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Duck Blues. On of my best friends just told me she's getting glasses. Being the jackass that I am, I plan to make fun of her for the rest ofher life. it's been a long time since elementary school, and I can't remember any of the good insults. I'm sure there's stuff better than "four eyes."
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10. My glasses are like a cute little black dress - timeless and always stylish. 11. "I like my glasses like I like my jokes - bifocal and full of humor.". 12. "My glasses are like a life preserver - they keep me afloat.". 13. "If you need me, I'll be over here, looking for my glasses.
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3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. 4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 5. Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 6. We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately, we've been married for 10 years. 7.
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I Previously Thought You Were My Spec until You Took off Your Spec. "I previously thought you were my spec until you took off your spec" is another funny way to roast someone in glasses. It's another play on words people will find funny. You can use it to tease your friend when they take off their glasses.
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17. My glasses may be a visual aid, but your insults are just a sign of your verbal shortsightedness. Insult their lack of wit and verbal prowess by using this witty comeback for them. By using this statement, you are implying that they suck at coming up with creative insults. 18.
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A man walks in a bar and says: 'I'd like 7 double wiskeys, please.'. The bartender nods and starts pouring 7 glasses of wiskey. As soon as the first glass is ready the man starts chugging, one glass after another. The bartender, dumbfounded, asks the man: 'Why are you drinking so fast?'.
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Eye guarantee you will laugh out loud at these funny glasses jokes! Check out these glasses gags and SEE which one is your favourite! And if you liked these, why not have a gander at these Ducktales jokes?Or how about these brilliant baseball jokes?You might even be in the mood for these excellent exam jokes!And as usual, there's even more hilarity on our jokes hub!
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1. Brainstorm multiple punchline options on note cards. Put your story or joke setup on one side of the card. On the other side, come up with punchlines, including different directions you could take the joke (like less insulting, more insulting, sentimental, or absurd).
